Overheard Tonight While Riding Home on the 200 Bus

sketchy guy: "do you smoke?"
teenage girl: "huh?"
sketchy guy: "do you smoke? weed?"
teenage girl: "oh... no."
SG: "you want to go to a party? we can smoke weed, listen to music..."
TG: "no thanks."
SG: "i bet you're real mature. girls always more mature than guys. i read somewhere that girls do better in school... you in school?"
TG: "yeah."
SG: "what grade you in?"
TG: "ninth."
SG: "ninth grade, that makes you what, 14? boy, i'm telling you, girls are more mature than guys."
TG: "..."
SG: "you got a job?"
TG: "no."
SG: "oh, so you're a full-time student?"
TG: "yeah."
SG: "you want a job?"
TG: "no."
SG: "your parents treat you good?"
TG: "..."
SG: "'cause i can give you a job. you can make lots of money. you want a job?"
TG: (gets off the bus as quickly as possible)