I get to the bar early last night and I'm chillaxing, nursing the martini I've just ordered. Female bartender takes my $20 bill. As she walks toward the register, a cute guy walks in and strikes up a conversation with her. They know each other, but haven't seen each other in a while. He appears to have come in to see her.
Girl: "How's your wife?"
Guy: "Actually we split up."
Girl (cheeky): "Oh, I'm sorry."
Guy: "No, it's fine, I'm the one that left."
Five minutes later the guy's outta there, but not before...
Guy: "By the way, can I get your number?"
Eventually she does give me my change. Good egg that I am, she gets a $2 tip.