March 08, 2009

This Is (One Reason) Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Coming home on the Orange Line about 20 minutes ago, I got off at my station and a group of young people -- maybe legal drinking age, but only just -- were about to get on. They had an empty bottle of Bombay Sapphire gin, and I guess they figured that they couldn't bring it on the bus (they could), so they had to make a quick decision. They threw the glass bottle under the bus, got on, and the bus pulled away, not knowing that the bottle was directly in the path of one of the rear tires. When the bus was gone, there was shattered glass everywhere. If I'd had a few seconds more, I'd have alerted the driver, but it all happened really quickly. I'm going to hunt down the number for Metro's transit cops and let 'em know so someone can at least clean it up and prevent another bus from a potential flat tire or accident.

I'm livid. We take enough flak for the high operating costs of our transit system, but everyone still gets in a pantytwist about bad service. I'm glad we have what we do have. Thanks for vandalizing an important public resource and endangering passengers, you ungrateful little turds. Oh, and there was a garbage can about three feet away from you.

December 16, 2008

Shameless Self-Promotion

Yesterday Green LA Girl ran a Q & A with me as part of its weekly series about car-free female bloggers in Los Angeles. It's a great series and I encourage you all to check out the other entries as well:

Kenya
Kristina
Browne
Kathryn
Enci
Paula

It's noteworthy that all of these females (including me) do not have children. Unfortunately this is not representative of a sizable segment of transit riders in L.A. -- the mothers who rely on Metro to get their children around. A few posters have noted this; I hope we get to hear from the car-free parents out there soon. Another thing I've noticed: the overwhelming number of bicyclists in the series. I'm not one. I support riders' rights and want cities and suburbs to plan for bikes in their circulation elements, but I occasionally worry that the alternative transportation community is too bike-centrist in its collective voice and its commentary. Not everyone who's car-free is a rogue culture-jammer on a fixie. (To be fair, not every cyclist is one, either.)

December 14, 2008

quick shout-out from NYC before returning to L.A.

I've been hanging out back at home for the past week and a half. Interesting trip -- I only ended up seeing my parents for a little under a week because they jaunted off on some retiree-friendly cruise to Paris. The rest of the time I got to have their Brooklyn Heights apartment to myself, provided I'd take care of the cat.

The cat's name is Kerouac. I sort of cringe when I tell people that these days, because we got him when I was in high school, and it's SUCH a perfect name for the family pet of a pretentious high-school bookworm. He was absolutely tiny when we brought him home from the adoption shelter; he was shy, but he loved to run around and climb all over the furniture and appliances. Now he's about 17 in human years.

He's been slowing down for sure; however I've noticed a difference in him from the way he is now and how he was when I was last home in October for my grandmother's funeral. In October, he could still jump onto the bed, onto the couch... now he has trouble and sometimes gives up if he can't figure out a graceful way to do it. Also he seems depressed. I give him food, change his litter, give him the same amount of affection and attention as in the past, but he cries a lot. I haven't gotten much sleep because his cries wake me up. This is what people tell me raising an infant is like. I'll pass for now. But I love the hell out of Kerouac, and having just lost one family member, it would devastate me to lose another and worry that I hadn't been there for him. So, dander allergies be darned, I'm doing what I can.

Anyway, on this trip home I felt very cloistered. Every day it was either pouring rain or near/below the freezing mark. Sure, I saw friends, I rode the subway and the bus, I walked around midtown Manhattan in a gloppy storm with a wind-gnarled USC umbrella overhead, I had pizza and root beer at Totonno's in Coney Island. We had a girls' night out at Vinegar Hill House, chugging BYOB wine and savoring tender, thymey chicken served in a hot cast-iron skillet. But I stayed home more than I went out, and in doing so, I realized I wasn't missing a heck of a lot. New York is New York. It ebbs and flows, and I was here when the Lower East Side was a shantytown, and I was here for the spend-til-you-puke Sex and the City era, and I've been through the shitty recessions before and here's another one. It's always New York though; plus ça change. Los Angeles, for all its differences from New York, has so many of the same things that make the latter city great -- movies movies movies, a steady stream of touring bands and local dudes, an insane food scene fueled by unrivaled diversity and melting-pot cross-cultural contamination, a more-or-less liberal attitude that sometimes successfully degreases the squeaky wheels of conservatism.

There wasn't much that I thought I needed to do while I was here in New York. I even ride the subway when I'm in L.A., so it wasn't a huge sigh of relief -- just another grudging acknowledgement that NYC's system is comprehensive and well-coordinated while L.A.'s is in its infancy. And NYC's MTA is broke.

Off to bed with me. I think.

October 05, 2008

I Are an Ingrid

Your result for Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz...

You Are an Ingrid!

You are an Ingrid -- "I am unique"

Ingrids have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive.

How to Get Along with Me
  • * Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me.
  • * Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself.
  • * Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision.
  • * Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little.
  • * Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting!

What I Like About Being an Ingrid
  • * my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level
  • * my ability to establish warm connections with people
  • * admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life
  • * my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor
  • * being unique and being seen as unique by others
  • * having aesthetic sensibilities
  • * being able to easily pick up the feelings of people around me

What's Hard About Being an Ingrid
  • * experiencing dark moods of emptiness and despair
  • * feelings of self-hatred and shame; believing I don't deserve to be loved
  • * feeling guilty when I disappoint people
  • * feeling hurt or attacked when someone misundertands me
  • * expecting too much from myself and life
  • * fearing being abandoned
  • * obsessing over resentments
  • * longing for what I don't have

Ingrids as Children Often
  • * have active imaginations: play creatively alone or organize playmates in original games
  • * are very sensitive
  • * feel that they don't fit in
  • * believe they are missing something that other people have
  • * attach themselves to idealized teachers, heroes, artists, etc.
  • * become antiauthoritarian or rebellious when criticized or not understood
  • * feel lonely or abandoned (perhaps as a result of a death or their parents' divorce)

Ingrids as Parents
  • * help their children become who they really are
  • * support their children's creativity and originality
  • * are good at helping their children get in touch with their feelings
  • * are sometimes overly critical or overly protective
  • * are usually very good with children if not too self-absorbed

Take Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz at HelloQuizzy

September 20, 2008

The Bed Bug Post

I've just experienced my first-ever spate of bed bugs this month. I had been afraid of them ever since I heard they were "back" -- I have a bit of a bug/rodent-phobia and the way people described bed bugs sounded like a nightmare. I guess it was bound to happen to me, living in a multi-family dwelling in a densely populated neighborhood where people toss their crap out on the street every day for the taking. My building manager says that the culprit this time was my neighbor in the unit below mine, who brought in a discarded couch that was infested with the bugs, and getting those out of the neighbor's apartment was lengthy, costly, itchy, and all around arduous. Pest control didn't get 'em all though, since a few strays lingered around and crawled upstairs to me.

Here's my advice to the afflicted, one day after my apartment was sprayed:

1) Don't freak out. Just take care of the situation. Call whoever needs to be called to make an appointment with a pest control professional, and light a fire under their ass until they get you what you need. Also, whatever they tell you to do, do it -- this will mostly be vacuuming, washing the hell out of your clothes and storing them in airtight plastic bags, and clearing your closets and shelves. Do it.

2) Inspect your belongings every time you take them out of your home. If you're feeling really vigilant, vacuum your outfit and bag. If you normally take a laptop with you, inspect that too. Don't bring anything that might possibly be infested into another person's home!!!

3) Worry more about the actual infestation than the bites. The bites are unsightly, but they don't itch for long, and you very likely won't notice the bites until after the bed bug has already had its blood meal. (YMMV, but I'm fine.) Most important, as far as scientists know, bed bugs do not transmit disease. Just take a Xanax, get some sleep, and concentrate on getting those little fuckers out of your home.

August 27, 2008

Just Say F No To Hollywood Bowl Security...

F Yeah Fest organizer Sean Carlson has had a stressful year, what with trying to keep a tour going on the power of a biofueled bus, and one of the Fest's major backers pulling out and leaving Carlson in major debt. His newest tsuris involves a Radiohead concert at the Hollywood Bowl, a friend's video camera, and some damning footage of four rent-a-cops getting aggressive with a nearby showgoer. I wonder if Radiohead or their management have any comment about what went down.

BTW, FYF5 is this weekend, so come down to Echo Park and show your love (and money) so hopefully this great festival can continue next year and for the foreseeable future.

July 31, 2008

Douchebars

Metromix on the douchiest bar in L.A.

Our waitress, Nikki, seems a pitch-perfect example of the douchebag's prey—the hot chick. A tanned, pretty Texan  with an awesome Valley girl twang, Nikki instantly lasers in on the concept of hot chicks with douchebags but emphatically insists she's not that type of girl. "L.A. is the city for that couple. I'm a personality person, and that's really rare here. I'm single." She does, however, get "bag-swooped" on a regular basis. "As the night goes on, they get drunker, they get liquid courage," she says. "One guy's cheesy pickup line was, 'God had a really good day when he made you.'"

Certainly, the joint's menacing mechanical bull must somehow symbolize the d-bag z-geist. Perhaps the d-bag is a modern-day bull fighter, a vigorous dandy swathed in magnificent garments, pirouetting nimbly before taking down the wild, potentially ornery hot chick. Or maybe the douchebag riding the bull is subliminally meant to suggest the hot chick riding the douchebag.

And Eater LA takes the thread and runs with it...

 

July 19, 2008

OMG have I not posted since February?

Sorry, sorry, I know. At first I just didn't have much to blog about, then I was having login trouble so I assumed my account had expired or something. But now I'm up and running again, here in my apartment on an unseasonably cool Saturday morning, twiddling my thumbs while a plumber does some work in the kitchen. (Also I've been posting at Facebook and Flickr, so at least some of you know I haven't fallen off the face of the earth.)

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February 04, 2008

NWS Spam

After the Virginia Tech shootings last April, my university set up an emergency alert system, where students could receive up-to-the-minute campuswide notifications via e-mail, text message, pager. I signed up and set my preferences for e-mail and texts. Didn't receive anything for several months and honestly forgot that it existed.

Cut to: our recent winter storms. Our trusty National Weather Service has been on the case, sending out regular announcements about flash flood watches, wind advisories, some containing cryptic subject lines reading "URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE." We got a lot of these, even during the more clement days where we could actually leave the house without an umbrella or a heavy coat. I got so bombarded that I had to cancel the txt msg notifications -- as much as I dig my "Radar Love" ringtone, I don't need to hear it every two minutes, unless there's someone really cool on the other side. I hope I don't miss out on any actual emergencies, but I can access my e-mail through my phone, so I should be covered.

This morning I searched my Gmail account (where I get my school mail forwarded) for "USC Information," the name of the service that's been sending us NWS messages. I may have deleted some and forgotten, but my inbox shows that I've received a whopping 57 of these alerts since January 25.

Here's one I just got, with the sage advice that I shouldn't go swimming in February.

National Weather Service reports/updated High Surf Advisory for the Los Angeles area.

...HIGH SURF ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 3 PM PST THIS AFTERNOON... A HIGH SURF ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 3 PM PST THIS AFTERNOON. SURF RANGING FROM 8 TO 12 FEET WITH OCCASIONAL SETS TO 14 FEET WILL AFFECT WEST AND NORTHWEST FACING BEACHES TODAY. SURF WILL SLOWLY SUBSIDE LATE IN THE DAY. A HIGH SURF ADVISORY MEANS THAT HIGH SURF WILL AFFECT BEACHES IN THE ADVISORY AREA...PRODUCING RIP CURRENTS AND LOCALIZED BEACH EROSION. ALL PERSONS SHOULD BE AWARE OF THE RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH WATER RELATED ACTIVITIES AND USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN ENTERING THE OCEAN. WHEN IN DOUBT...JUST STAY OUT. WHEN VISITING THE SHORELINE NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE OCEAN.

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December 23, 2007

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Intoxication

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Spotted today at the Fairway in Brooklyn: The Brewers of Lagunitas "Freak Out" Ale, commemorating the 40th anniversary (as of 2006) of the legendary Mothers of Invention LP. The Lagunitas brewery is in Petaluma, CA -- not sure if it's gotten any distribution in the Southland, but I haven't noticed it yet anywhere around L.A. I'm guessing it won't be on shelves much longer.

However, with this month marking the 40th anniversary of Lumpy Gravy's release, it's an opportune time for a new Ben & Jerry's flavor.